And you thought realistic-looking light-guns had people freaking out. On Amazon, you can now pre-order a full-scale, meticulously detailed Lancer replica and receive Gears of War 2 as a free bonus.

The popular Gears firearm/chainsaw (non-working, of course) will run you $140, or you can pay an extra $10 and snag the Gears 2 Collector’s Edition – because, well, if you’re planning to drop $140 on CliffyB’s hit franchise, why not go all the way?

The bundle ships on November 7. The panicked lawsuits begin the day after. Recall’s the day after that.

By Nathan Grayson