Oh dear. Xbox Live boss John Schappert, speaking to Eurogamer in Tokyo, has claimed that the release date for GTA IV's DLC is a mystery to him.

"Frankly, I don't know," he said. "Rockstar are the people to ask for that."

Yeah. Supposed to be autumn, isn't it?

"I hope as a gamer, just like I'm sure you do as a gamer, the sooner the better," he added. "I can't wait for it."

Just don't say we didn't warn you.