Do you have $9,000? Do you like PS3? Are you slightly retarded? Say aloha, then, to the gold-dipped PlayStation 3 Slim. Amazing scenes.

The console is not only coated in precious metal, but also comes with a choice of an 18kt gold logo with white diamonds or - and get this - a platinum, diamond-encrusted motif.

Buy two. Get one for the dog, or something. Marry Bobby Kotick and get 2,222 of them with his stock winnings this week. Go nuts.

Via Computer Choppers.