Revenge Of The Savage Planet: STV Cribs Mission Guide

Revenge of the Savage Planet begins with you landing on a brand-new planet in a star system otherwise unoccupied by sentient life. There was meant to be more of you, but your company decided to lay you off in the 100 years it took to get here. So with no strict responsibilities, you just have to make what you can of this new life.

Revenge Of The Savage Planet: Every Outfit And How To Unlock It

Being stylish is just as important as surviving in Revenge of the Savage Planet.

And for some reason, a lot of your time is dedicated to impressing an influencer back on earth who is very determined to show-off these planets they have never seen. And one such section they want to show off is your stylish habitat. Or well, at least making it stylish is the end goal here.

How To Unlock The STV Cribs Missions

There are two major steps to unlocking the STV Cribs mission, the first which involves some action in reality. It is one of the four missions included in the D.I.A.P.E.R. Program DLC, so you'll need to make sure you own that first before it will unlock.

The second requirement is to have completed one of the initial two missions you are given, Interstellar Geographic and Galactic Travel And Leisure. Once either of these is completed, the second batch of missions will unlock, with STV Cribs being one of them.

How To Impress The Shama Lama

Once the mission unlocks, it is potentially the shortest of them all because it can be completed entirely within the Habitat. For this, the Shama Lama wants you judge the quality of your Habitat, how stylish it is and how impressive it would be to their viewers back on earth. Which is really a fancy way of saying you should do their job for them.

For this mission, you are given a unique item in the Habitat Customisation menu, a giant button on a pedestal. This item is free-of-charge, and pressing it after placement will summon the Shama Lama to judge your Habitat. However, this whole system is quite a bit simpler than it's talked up to be.

In reality, the Shama Lama has no eye for actual aesthetic. They do have an eye for shiny, expensive things, however. When you press that button to call the Shama Lama, you are actually calling on them to quantify the combined value of the items you have placed in your Habitat. You might notice that they will call highly-decorated rooms lame, and empty ones rad. This is why.

This quest can be a great excuse to actually get into the Habitat Customisation system, but you don't really need to. If you'd much rather just get it over with, you can find the most expensive things in the catalogue and just throw them wherever.

You get a full refund when you remove items from your Habitat afterwards, so you can just remove anything you don't like after the mission to get your money back.

That said, you need a lot of money to impress the Shama Lama. You will need to place around 1,000,000,000 Alta Bucks worth of items. That is obviously a ludicrous number, though not to the obscene degree it might seem. Completing Challenge tiers and opening Alta Coupon crates can give you 100s of millions each, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather up the money needed.

How Long Does It Take To Beat Revenge Of The Savage Planet?

We can at least tell you how many Earth hours you're looking at - you'll have to calculate the lightyears.