Want to see the new Assassin's Creed III trailer, eh? Well, you'd better be 18. If I find that someone under the age of 18 watches the ungated YouTube video below I will march straight to your house and tell your parents.

Assassin's Creed 3 -- World Gameplay Premiere [UK] Watch on YouTube

As you can see, it's set during the American Civil War, when Canada fought Mexico over the right to Orlando.

It looks even a bit Total War in places. Which it clearly isn't. But it's good to get out in the woods.