UPDATE: Launch trailer added below! Watch it. [Eh, watching Duke Nukem trailers, that's a weird one, isn't it? -Jim]

See, even though this is real, I still don't believe it. Your partner can't cheat on you, lie to you, never be there for you for so many years, and then just turn over a new leaf. Who cares what's changed? I just refuse to accept that it will happen. I can't allow myself to be hurt again. Eurogamer report the date for a Duke Nukem Forever release date, quoting a site I daren't link to any longer (and more because it's bloody well playing music at me when I open it, with no obvious off switch.) It's going to be the 3rd May for the USA, and the 6th for the rest of the world. Yeah, right, whatever.

Duke Nukem Forever Reveal Trailer Watch on YouTube
It's a first-person shooter videogame!