When I told Ollie that the latest Fortnite patch had removed the super-mobile grappling hook hamster balls, he immediately said "thank God." The developers have taken them away along with the quad-bikes. They say they "feel that Season X is better experienced with a reduction in mobility."

What the hell is wrong with people.

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