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Dan "Rekrul" Schreiber (picture) has been a player of the Hexatron Pro Team, along with other players like Assem and Legionnaire. Currently living in Korea, the American Protoss player tells us about some hilarous happenings/disputes/details about the Korean progamers, the two Polish players who just flew to Korea, and some Battle.net people. Enjoy this, and thanks to Rekrul for posting this!
Here are some of the 30+ ones posted on teamliquid, just my favourites!
Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.
At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.
I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.
Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.At a PCBang for MBC Trials they didn't let in a single spectator other than managers.
Somehow an extremely hot korean girl was let in the room (not tossgirl, much better).
She was a huge fan of Peter and was obessing over him the whole time even though he got raped round one.
He did not make a single attempt to hit that shit, I think he's gay.
Doesn't matter though, Peter is a god. Long live Peter The Great.Tossgirl has a twin sister that is actually like a minute younger technically, named Zerggirl. (They are both 21)
Tossgirl hates zerggirl because zerggirl is going to try to be a progamer too.
They have opposite personalities.
Lets just say zerggirl is the ultimate christian/i don't need a man/save sex till marraige kinda girl.Giyom Patry constantly says he wasn't that good and was just an alcoholic who went to tournaments drunk and got lucky as hell.Assem once ordered a subway sandwhich delivery.
Upon arrival assem was in a game so V-Gundam answered the door.
V-Gundam proceeded to eat said sandwhich without permission.
After the game Assem realized and told gundam "FUCK YOU."
Gundam was highly offended , and even though he was the criminal, Assem got an hour long lecture from the manager about manners.One time all the progamers had to climb a mountain as an event all together.
iloveoov beasted his way up and down twice before anyone else even made it up and down once.
Julyzerg, mumyung, max made it around half way up then gave up and went back down.
(Not trying to be funny, this is a fact)Upon arrival in Korea, Draco vowed no girls no drinking for him.
After being coerced into going out once he was shouting random crazy shit and trying to grab the bartenders.
They were afraid, very afraid.In the hexatron sookso everyone was scared of Daniel Lee. He thundered down on us with his lectures all day all the time and made our nerves explode with his constant criticisms. No one ever talked back everyone was always quiet (except Assem who would always say "YES SIR").
Until one fateful day.
"PETER WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PRACTICING WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN YOU GOTTA PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT"
"Maybe if you would provide ME WITH A MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCK FUCKING COMPUTER THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO PRACTICE, YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER?"
Silence.
"Sorry, Peter"
Long live Peter The Great..When I first came to Korea Assem raped me almost every fucking game TvP even though I was thought to be a PvT god. The Korean timing and macro was too good for me for a solid two months when I first came here.
Then the fateful day when it was the only time our manager Daniel watched us play games vs. eachother. Thank god for mother fucking requiem. 5-0 Mother fucker.
"Dan you can take the night off tonight, go out have fun. Brian you're staying here."
Better to be lucky than good.
Click on the link below to access the full thread by Rekrul.
Links
Teamliquid.net - Full thread
While I was visiting TeamLiquid today, I just saw a thread called "Progaming Gossip", written by Rekrul. I must admit this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on that site, so even though I am on vacations, I thought this was worth being posted! Enjoy!
Dan "Rekrul" Schreiber (picture) has been a player of the Hexatron Pro Team, along with other players like Assem and Legionnaire. Currently living in Korea, the American Protoss player tells us about some hilarous happenings/disputes/details about the Korean progamers, the two Polish players who just flew to Korea, and some Battle.net people. Enjoy this, and thanks to Rekrul for posting this!
Here are some of the 30+ ones posted on teamliquid, just my favourites!
Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.
At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.
I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.
Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.At a PCBang for MBC Trials they didn't let in a single spectator other than managers.
Somehow an extremely hot korean girl was let in the room (not tossgirl, much better).
She was a huge fan of Peter and was obessing over him the whole time even though he got raped round one.
He did not make a single attempt to hit that shit, I think he's gay.
Doesn't matter though, Peter is a god. Long live Peter The Great.Tossgirl has a twin sister that is actually like a minute younger technically, named Zerggirl. (They are both 21)
Tossgirl hates zerggirl because zerggirl is going to try to be a progamer too.
They have opposite personalities.
Lets just say zerggirl is the ultimate christian/i don't need a man/save sex till marraige kinda girl.Giyom Patry constantly says he wasn't that good and was just an alcoholic who went to tournaments drunk and got lucky as hell.Assem once ordered a subway sandwhich delivery.
Upon arrival assem was in a game so V-Gundam answered the door.
V-Gundam proceeded to eat said sandwhich without permission.
After the game Assem realized and told gundam "FUCK YOU."
Gundam was highly offended , and even though he was the criminal, Assem got an hour long lecture from the manager about manners.One time all the progamers had to climb a mountain as an event all together.
iloveoov beasted his way up and down twice before anyone else even made it up and down once.
Julyzerg, mumyung, max made it around half way up then gave up and went back down.
(Not trying to be funny, this is a fact)Upon arrival in Korea, Draco vowed no girls no drinking for him.
After being coerced into going out once he was shouting random crazy shit and trying to grab the bartenders.
They were afraid, very afraid.In the hexatron sookso everyone was scared of Daniel Lee. He thundered down on us with his lectures all day all the time and made our nerves explode with his constant criticisms. No one ever talked back everyone was always quiet (except Assem who would always say "YES SIR").
Until one fateful day.
"PETER WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PRACTICING WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN YOU GOTTA PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT"
"Maybe if you would provide ME WITH A MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCK FUCKING COMPUTER THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO PRACTICE, YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER?"
Silence.
"Sorry, Peter"
Long live Peter The Great..When I first came to Korea Assem raped me almost every fucking game TvP even though I was thought to be a PvT god. The Korean timing and macro was too good for me for a solid two months when I first came here.
Then the fateful day when it was the only time our manager Daniel watched us play games vs. eachother. Thank god for mother fucking requiem. 5-0 Mother fucker.
"Dan you can take the night off tonight, go out have fun. Brian you're staying here."
Better to be lucky than good.
Click on the link below to access the full thread by Rekrul.
Links
Teamliquid.net - Full thread
